Horrible, wretched thing
This humongus bastard flies around at night and probably screeches in ungodly tones, flapping it's disgusting, leathery, flea bitten wings all around you and your paltry peasant village while you sleep. It could breathe fire. It could most certainly give you 2d6 poison damage per round and have squeezing attack that immobilizes you per round unless you make a strength check to break free. It steals your babies and gives them to evil wizards. It would bite harry potter right in the balls. Ugh, this thing. Ugh.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: VERY FINE STUFF
- Email: nicholas-coriz-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Horrible, wretched thing Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|